What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are your best funny dating stories?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?